Somebody else asked me yesterday if I'm Irish. I'm starting to feel self-conscious about the way I speak!
I played in a ball pool for an hour yesterday with a most lovely child. I think all adults should be required to do that once a month or so...it's good for the spirit, I think!
If you are asked if you are Irish, and you answer is "no," it is obvious that you have not yet had enough to drink.
ReplyDeleteTwo pînts of Guinness, room temperature, and try again.
Repeat until Irish.
STAT!
Right-o Chief! I'll give it a shot...
ReplyDeleteYou're not insinuating that Irish and falling-down-drunk are interchangeable are you? If you were, I'd have to probably edit your post (being the responsible blogger I am)